I go to drama school at the weekends. It helps in my day-to-day life; it gives me the confidence to know how to tell a lie with conviction. The same cannot be said for my friend Eloise, who recently lost her cool under interrogation from her mother:
- E (to younger brother): If you push your willy backwards between your legs it makes you look like a girl.
- E’s Mum: Who showed you how to do that?
- E: no-one, what?
- E’s Mum: What happened when you came up with that idea?
- E: No, nothing happened in the boys toilets at school!
Hmmmm. I prescribe drama school….
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I wish Ozzy would tuck his in – he’s going through the ‘how hard can I pull this before it pops off’ phase the mo….
The Big One seems to find that giving it a good airing at every opportunity (at home) is the best fun. A phase right?
Oh I think it goes on for at least 50 years, at which point the libido steps in and shuts it down!
Fascinating the willy for pre-schoolers I find – hours of fun!
I probably shouldn’t admit that I have tried to tuck my son’s in… just to see if he did look like a girl. He was perplexed.
Nutter!
The story is really funny!
I have the scene from The Silence of the lambs popping into my head.
Oh nooooo!!!!! That was so horrible! I’m sure it wasn’t that bad in the boy’s toilets. Not that anything happened in there. I don’t even know where they are…. 😉
Brilliant! The innocence of youth at its finest!!